The Saga of Darren Shan
14 years ago
One fine day at school, the teacher was teaching about the heart.
After she had finished she said, "If any one has any doubts about what I have taught please ask."
Little Bobby stands up and asks,
"Teacher, does the heart have legs?"
She replies, "no it doesn't. What makes you ask such a question?"
He says "Last night when I went into my parents bedroom I over heard my dad saying SWEET HEART spread your LEGS"