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Yesterday I got even with my dentist. When he was finished I said, "This may hurt a little, Doc...I don't have any money."

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"I hope I don't sound like an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but when I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing anything to society, my reaction is: 'How can I get in on that?'" --Dave Barry

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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." -Oscar Wilde