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10 LAWS OF COMPUTING
Friday, August 21, 2009
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.
7. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
9. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.
Interesting chat
Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female - Online chat.
(Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's)
Hero : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero : wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
Hero : OK
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his desk ).
Manager : Hey, I need some help from you
Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me.
Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero : I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Female: Hey, am back
Hero : cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work.... $*#&$@
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero : Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero : *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out
Hero : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.
ok?
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM ...!!
AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW !!
Different kinds of Internet friendship proposals
Will u be my frinedship with me? Plz?????? (ya sure)
I'm all alone and in need of frinedship and friends. (ill gladly be ur friend if only you wud improve ur English)
Helelo I want friesship with u. (that reminds me of kkkkkiran)
I want to be closed friend with u. (when were we open?)
I want 2 b frands with you. (yup frands)
I want to be close friendship with u. (then be. Cuz I'm closed for you)
Please reply me to me weather we r frinds or not? (then you reply to urself dear me to me)
Behtarin.... love..... . Can v b plas? (r we gonna fix a car? Or screw some nuts?)
Itne mast mails kahaan se laati ho love? Can there be friends between us?and if frinedship is accepted. Then.....
Okkkk thunks. Thunk u so muck that u become my friend!!!!!! !!!!!!!! ............ .....do u have an a a/c in orkat??????? ??
If u have plz sand me u r link.
(notice the space between u and r. It completely changes the meaning of the sentence. The sentence now becomes "if u have plz sand me you are link")
