The Saga of Darren Shan
15 years ago
Husband: Honey, why are you crying?
Wife: I just red a book. It's a sad ending dear...
Husband: What book?
Wife: Your Bank book dear...
While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ.
"I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replied, "Why, thank you, dear."